Thursday, January 20, 2011

CHEMICAL WARFARE

After weighing out all the possibilities I have concluded that chemical warfare must be the only reason that justifies our (Kenyans) behavior this new year. I'm talking about M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening|" something in the grass being transported by the wind causing people to kill each other or themselves type of thing. The only difference is the Kenyan version seems to have a viral property to it, in that it is managing to constantly and rapidly mutate, morph and merge itself with Kenya's leaders 'lovely' arrogance, ignorance, greed and utter stupidity that now it seems that we are hours away from our own private armageddon.

How can 221 members of parliament (KARUA-2012) claiming any degree of sanity back the motion to pull out of the Rome statute simple because their pals have been called out?????

How, oh how, can the same bunch of selfish pillocks come to the decision to use KES 150M on each of the Ocampo 6? Let me spell that out for us, that is 150,000,000 * 6 = 900,000,000 of your/my HARD EARNED TAX PAYING CASH. All this when we are only 4 seconds away from a state of emergency due to the drought  that the government is handling as casually as Sunday brunch. On the right we have millions of dying Kenyans, let us not even talk about the livestock, which surprise surprise happens to be their sole source of livelihood, on the left is Ruto and his boys who are apparently worth more than their combined weight in gold. All i can say is, let us not call it "common" sense any more, because it seems to be getting more and more rare by the day, either that or the Speaker commands them to leave it at the door before they get in.

The Police...(shake head in astonishment/anger/disapproval now). http://www.nation.co.ke/News/Kenyan%20police%20execute%20three%20men%20point%20blank/-/1056/1092592/-/5mfsk4/-/index.html. The three men, criminals or not had surrendered, were subdued on the bloody ground with their hands over their heads and with the single pistol the police claim they had having been taken away from them. Its difficult to imagine how easily the cops pulled the trigger not once or twice but an uncountable number of times then probably went on have a late breakfast while reading the day's daily without as much as an ounce of guilt weighing on their conscience. Obviously the devil makes regular visits to Kiganjo to take away the souls of once innocent cops.

These are just some of the reasons I am now a die hard member of the chemical warfare theory club, the trees and grass around parliament and police stations have decided that our politicians and police will be the way to get rid of us and claim the land for themselves, it's the only thing that makes sense ...